Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!