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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators