Fp Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...