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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow