Garbage Bag Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

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6 Month Old Jokes More 6 Month Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a group of black people?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9