His reflection.
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Fred and George Weasley.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Everything, given enough time
Because it's pointless.
25 to Life.
Stew
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Han Double
A mirage!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
You would too if you had no reflection.