George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.