Harley Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Dirt Bag Jokes More Dirt Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.