Harley Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Dirt Bag Jokes More Dirt Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.