Hot Pocket Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

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Princess Diana can't stop either

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Help! My pocket's been picked!

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None. They prefer Natural Light.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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A Luncheon!

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.