Hunger Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?

Dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond