poop.
Paperback
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
A feminist
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
They told him his wife died recently.
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
Hexlax
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
Bonds mature.