poop.
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Don't poop where you scoop.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Because we told them to.
Pokemon Go!
Deutscher Humor!
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Bonds mature.
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.