Kay Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay?

because... K8 K9

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

South Park Jokes More South Park Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.