Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.