Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Rash Jokes More Rash Jokes

What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you say to a urinating Italian?

You're-a-pee'n

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Wall Street Jokes More Wall Street Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street