They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause he just got it!
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
They come out at night!
Those are the wrong Sais
How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
How red their necks are.
Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!
Inception
Let my peephole grow!
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
They keep drawing !
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
