Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.