Wall Street Jokes

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk