Wall Street Jokes

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

1 Milk Jokes More 1 Milk Jokes

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!