Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What is a Redditor's favorite car brand?

The Snoobaru.

What's the difference between redditors and eggs?

Eggs get laid.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.