Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0