A cantelope.
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it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.
He didn't know he had it in him.
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
Connect the Dots.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
It ran out of juice.
The Finnish line.
A hole in Juan!
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
A Cantelope.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
I don't know. Torqu?