Martyr Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...