Martyr Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!