Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Cause love is what I got