Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!