Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!