The Captains log
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Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Captain's log.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
He was looking for pooh.
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
He keeps a log
Logging out
