Music Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Kobe Bryant Jokes More Kobe Bryant Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Pop Music Jokes More Pop Music Jokes

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Inspiration Jokes More Inspiration Jokes

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)