Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.