Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress