Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Horrible Joke Jokes More Horrible Joke Jokes

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful