Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

File Jokes More File Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

12 Month Jokes More 12 Month Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!