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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks