Nbc Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Broadcast Jokes More Broadcast Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.