She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: It matches their mustaches.
Mint conditioner.
so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
He tractor down
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...