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In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Pay him
a girl from Jersey.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
A Russian spy.
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Merci backup.
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
She:No, I'm a dentist
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
It slipped a disk.