Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark