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My phone number, call me please!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
No phone numbers.
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Nothing, they might hear you
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Weddit
He forgot his Loggins
Two Live Crew
8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....
He was shot in the face.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
Equationally.
A Thormos.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Antibiotics
Man .
