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My phone number, call me please!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
No phone numbers.
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Because there's nothing wong with it.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.
he says "wong"
Two Wongs don't make a white
FaZebook.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
Two Live Crew
8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....
A two-weeker
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
Chick to chick !
Because talk is cheep !
