Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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There were no roads!

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If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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He wax off everyday

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What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

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What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.