Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood