He suffered an elegiac reaction.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
A Bronte-saurus.
Shtanzas"
Because he Neverlands.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Slow Children At Play
Slow children.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
An Autipsy.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
My husband be dead
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
