Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Manner Jokes More Manner Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.