Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

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Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder?

A Leper-Con

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!