Prostate Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Cram Jokes More Cram Jokes

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Video Game System Jokes More Video Game System Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet