They're always rebooting.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
A hypocrite.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
A virus does something.
Two Panes
Check their jeans.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"
A waist of paper.
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
He web-slang
Uncle Bens!
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because it couldn't control P
