Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.