He had a bad experience with windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
They're afraid of change.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
They use Force quit.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Blunt trauma.