He had a bad experience with windows.
Because there are no windows!
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
They're always switching their tails!
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
I know how to turn a PC on.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
He had a bad experience with Windows