Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.