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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Dad Buffalo Jokes More Dad Buffalo Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major