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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Dad Buffalo Jokes More Dad Buffalo Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Dave Mirra Jokes More Dave Mirra Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.