Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.