Second Page Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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Where is the best place to hide something?

On the second page of Google search results.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.