Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Math Student Jokes More Math Student Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese