Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)