They objectify everything.
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A redneck's trigger actually does something
She kept objectifying people.
A Pander.
Progressive
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They can't handle the trigger!
Because they're not PC
That's inappropriate.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
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Oops.
In an oven.
Social justice.
Triggernometry
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Because they have high double standards.
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
They are too trigger-happy.
a good start.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Chrono Triggered.
Because it was Pablo-matic
The Salvation Army.
A Sweeping Generalization.
Armin Van Buren.
A potential suspect.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
She kept wetting the bed.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Because it's a terrible album.
Jerry's Kids...
Bruce Banner
Because they are always V-triggered
Peter parkour.
