Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Liquor Cabinet Jokes More Liquor Cabinet Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.