Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

whore d'oeuvres

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What is an inconvenient truth with music?

Algorithm.

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Crack Snacker Jokes More Crack Snacker Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Renaissance Jokes More Renaissance Jokes

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.