Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.