Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!