Supreme Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.