Tantrum Jokes

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What is the best color?

Reddit

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.