Tantrum Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

Edit:

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Content Jokes More Content Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Rerun Jokes More Rerun Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!