Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!