Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Cretins!

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.