Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.