Because the Earth is always tilted.
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I don't know either he told me to askew!"
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
You have no life
He was too far out.
Because the land never waves back
Enjoy the silence.
Because I saw so."
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
Because n always has to be the center of attention.